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Marching Band
Concert bands, the larger ones, typically include woodwind, brass, and percussion instruments. Sometimes they throw in a string bass....
carolsartain
Apr 23, 20195 min read


Avoidance - or Why We Moved to Hawaii
A few years ago, this was added to my medical record: Generalized Anxiety Disorder. Now when I go to a doctor I can point to the screen...
carolsartain
Apr 16, 20195 min read


How the String Bass Saved My Life
I had just started seventh grade when I asked my father one evening to tell me what special talents I possessed. What could I do well? ...
carolsartain
Apr 9, 20196 min read


Life is a Polka
Being an October baby, it’s appropriate that Polkas have something to do with important markers in my life. You know, Oktoberfest and all....
carolsartain
Apr 2, 20195 min read


Seeing Colors
My father was profoundly colorblind. Here’s how he found out: Some time between running away from the orphanage where his widowed...
carolsartain
Mar 26, 20195 min read


College Majors
Growing up, I thought a perfect life would be to have that house with the white picket fence. You know, the one that my children and all...
carolsartain
Mar 19, 20195 min read


Going Downtown
If you grew up in Los Angeles during the late 1940s, there was only one Downtown, and that’s where you went for all the good stuff. ...
carolsartain
Mar 12, 20197 min read


How I Almost Got My Sister Shot
Normally I try to find the humor in most situations, yet try as I may I can’t come up with a funny twist to this story. Be forewarned,...
carolsartain
Mar 5, 20195 min read


Clara S. and my Two Religions
Growing up confused about religion was logical. I was given contradictory instruction sets. My parents told me I was Jewish but they also...
carolsartain
Feb 26, 20194 min read


Archie's Sense of Humor
Most of my stories are about family history or essays about Important Things, but today I want to tell you about my Adventures with...
carolsartain
Feb 19, 20196 min read


Learning to Live Without Guilt - Part 1
Some stories have to be told so I’ll feel better. Feeling guilty about everything is built into my genes, so when I worry about having...
carolsartain
Feb 12, 20195 min read


My Sister's Sense of Humor
Humor is a relative thing. In my case the relatives were my mother and my sister. Their humor was based on a highly developed sense of...
carolsartain
Feb 5, 20195 min read


When My Son Was Japanese
If there’s such a thing as reincarnation, then I’m fairly certain in one of his past lives my son was a Samurai warrior. Indications of...
carolsartain
Jan 29, 20194 min read


When My Daughter Was a Space Princess
My daughter has always had a better sense of style than I do, even when she was three years old. That’s when I took her to a local...
carolsartain
Jan 22, 20195 min read


The Old Lady's Guide to Meditation
In this blog I’m going to share the secret of success for achieving enlightenment using a highly refined technique I’ve developed over...
carolsartain
Jan 15, 20195 min read


Yosemite Bears
You’ve all had that dream, the one where you remember you have to take a test today but you forgot to attend class all semester? How...
carolsartain
Jan 8, 20199 min read


Food Fights I Have Known
There's nothing funny about a food fight and no one should indulge in them. When you think about how many people in the world are...
carolsartain
Jan 1, 20196 min read


Don't Wander Off
How many times have you heard that in your life? “Don’t wander off.” Often? Never? For me, it started when I was a toddler and continues...
carolsartain
Dec 25, 20185 min read


My Father's Real Name
Choosing baby names was easy for my parents’ generation. The first boy or girl was named after a dead grand or great grandparent. It was...
carolsartain
Dec 18, 20183 min read


Ma Was a Sex Slave
It’s a funny thing about parents. As a child of one, you tend to think their lives began the moment you were born. By the time you...
carolsartain
Dec 11, 20185 min read
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