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Sewing 101
“How does the camel cross the desert?” I posed this question to my children until they were sick of it. “One step at a time,” they’d...
carolsartain
Jan 28, 20205 min read


The Seven Pillars of Faith, Part 3
Previously on Ma’s Journals: Play selected scenes from Parts 1 and 2, including a Catholic Church, a Yogi from heaven, feral children at...
carolsartain
Jan 21, 20207 min read


The Seven Pillars of Faith, Part 2
In Part 1, we explored a few of the benchmarks in a lifelong search for the meaning of…well…life. We visited a Catholic Church, witnessed...
carolsartain
Jan 14, 20205 min read


The Seven Pillars of Faith, Part 1
By now most of you know I’ve been on a lifelong search for spiritual meaning and have ended up at this ripe age pretty much exactly where...
carolsartain
Jan 7, 20205 min read


Dreams of Occupied Space, or the Case of the Reappearing Red Dot
You are probably assuming from the title of this tale that I’m referring to the red laser light toys that drive cats crazy. No, I’m...
carolsartain
Dec 31, 20195 min read


Cousins
When my children were growing up, I told them I had a lot of cousins. I didn’t know their names or where they lived but I knew, what with...
carolsartain
Dec 24, 20195 min read


Santa Barbara Christmas
It just so happened that two things coincided with Christmas Season during my 13th year of life in this incarnation: my best friend was...
carolsartain
Dec 17, 20199 min read


Spock et alia
Did any of you grow up believing you accidentally showed up on the wrong planet? As a child, I was too young to grasp the idea of...
carolsartain
Dec 10, 20198 min read


Kimono Rag
My father taught me this silly little ditty when I was old enough to memorize it. He would ask and I would answer: “Where’s your money?”...
carolsartain
Dec 3, 20196 min read


120 Are Coming for Lunch
It was during the SRF years, when our children were pre-schoolers and our intentions were honorable. I’m not naming names here, but my...
carolsartain
Nov 26, 20195 min read


My Sister's Son
On my sister’s side I have one nephew, her son. That’s it. That’s the totality of male lineage for her and her husband and all his kin,...
carolsartain
Nov 19, 20196 min read


Customs
Customs is an interesting word. In the singular form—custom—it could mean a traditional way of doing things or, if you’re shopping in...
carolsartain
Nov 12, 20196 min read


Boarding the Plane
Fear of flying was an acquired taste. It started on a business trip to Las Vegas when I missed my flight and didn’t know that getting on...
carolsartain
Nov 5, 20196 min read


Halloween
A box of spaghetti walks up to a space princess … and twenty years later I’m helping them move their stemware from one dwelling to...
carolsartain
Oct 29, 20195 min read


Wherever I Go, Am I There?
I was going to title this "Wherever I Go, There I Am," but that’s already been copyrighted. My generation has been repeating it ever...
carolsartain
Oct 22, 20195 min read


Museums
Museums are important places everyone should visit, right? If you Google "What are Museums?" you’ll get this quote: “Museums are...
carolsartain
Oct 15, 20197 min read


The Hill Behind the House
Don’t you get tired of seeing those Facebook posts that list all the things old folks had to do by themselves instead of the sissy ways...
carolsartain
Oct 8, 20196 min read


The Brisket Wars
There’s an old story about how family recipes get handed down from generation to generation. When a newly-married woman asked her...
carolsartain
Oct 1, 20198 min read


The Walking Dead Garage, or the Dangers of Moving In
Picture this: new husband and wife with two young children need to buy a house in nineteen days or pay capital gains tax. No pressure,...
carolsartain
Sep 24, 20196 min read


The Right Fit
Clothing is complicated. We ask too much of it. Life was much simpler when we took a length of fabric, draped it across our bodies and...
carolsartain
Sep 17, 20196 min read
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